LENT WITH THE OPTION TO BUY
Its that time of the year
again when we are faced with one of the most tempting decisions.
TO PEEP OR NOT TO PEEP
!!
Ya know, those marshmallow
things shaped into the form of a chick, with sugar all over it!
Its Easter time !!! Quick find your bonnet ~ get ready for Da
Easter parade.. Get your HOLY Chocolate now!
CHOCOLATE EGGS, BUNNIES, CROSSES – OMG !!!!
AND LETS NOT FORGET ALL OF
THEOSE EASTER MOVIES –
The Robe – the Ten
Commandments – King of Kings and Easter Parade!!!
This is the Christian celebration of the Resurrection of Christ ..
Where did the friggin chocolate and Peter cotton tail come in?
And Lent !!!
Give up something you love for the 40-day
period, symbolizing the Lenten season's return to simplicity and purity. It
doesn't matter what you give up - cigarettes, chocolate, surfing the Internet - as long
as the meaning of its absence holds significant value to you.
I was raised Roman Catholic but pulled
away from many of the traditions of the religion. For me the Church is one of
the biggest Corporations around. I believe that the word of God has been
manipulated through the times to support
MAN MADE rules.
We even have our own city !!!! VATICAN
CITY !! Did u eva!
Why do you think spirituality has become
so popular?
Everyone you meet today calls them selves
spiritual!
I mean even if you go on dating websites
under religion one of the categories is spirituality.
Since when did spiritual become a
religion? I thought spiritual was something you were when no other religion
would have you!!!
And has the Universe replaced God?
I have a friend that says to me, Mare – don’t get
pissed, give it up to the universe?
Give it love and defuse it! Karma will take care
of it!!
Ahhhh here comes the Dalai Lama tail, hoppin down the wellness
trail!! WHAT !!!!
It’s hard to be
spiritual when you are Italian !
I can see it
now.
Ding dong – who’s
there?
KARMA!
Karma who?
Look open da friggin
door before I smack ya!!!!
But here we are Lost
in DA Bunnies. Lookin for Lent in all the wrong places.
Maybe it’s not even
something tangible that you should give up?
Maybe you should
give up bad behavior?
Or stop being a
Nasty Ass!
Or maybe, just maybe
try to be more tolerant!
But inevitably you will find yourself in CVS
or the grocery store on line starring at PEEPS and thinking – Hummmmmmmmm.
Maybe I’ll only buy
one package?
Ok so the power of
the PEEPS has taken you over – you BUY the friggin PEEPS!
Only to get them
home and poke a few holes in the package and have to wait till the next day to
eat them so they are nice and stale.
Now that’s LENT
!!!! WAITING FOR THE PEEPS TO GET HARD?
Which resembles sex
– hummmmmmmm….
So all you Peeps out
there that are so perplexed as to what to give up or if you’re feeling like you
are not being a good Catholic just sit back and ponder a bit.
If you need/want to
follow the traditions of the religion then fine!!!
If you struggle with
some of those MAN MADE interpretations, then just do the right things, love your
neighbor ( as long as they are not married ) follow right action and if you
really want to – just buy the damn PEEPS!
