I’m workin on it ~ Jeezzzz

Relationships and the complexities there of! 

Who was the one that said this shit was easy? That Love conquers all? That TWO is beta than one.

And da Mook’s that sang, “One is the loneliest number!”

I have always been a Hopeful Romantic! Da Jiminy Cricket of Love. Docta Feel Good.

What I have learned from this is that when my friends are pissed and tainted they don’t wanna here al DA Love shit. They want revenge or a master plan to fix it or make it go away. Or they wanna complain and not do a damn thing about it. Ohhhfahhhhhhhh.

So that advice I have been spooning out is this.

It takes 2 to Baby! You can’t do all the work yourself.

I have realized that longevity in a relationship is admirable but then the sex Peter’s out (pun intended). Or it’s just bad sex and then every one sings, “Where is the love!”

I think today’s relationships are more complex than in the days when you had to send a love note by horse. OK it might’a taken you longer to get outta your corset but think of all that teasing until you got it off. Minchia!

Today we have GPS in his car, on his phone.Then there is the cheater’s App! You neva heard of that one? Well, let me tell ya. It’s an App you install on your cell. Then when da Gumada or Gumbah calls or texts you, its goes to a dropbox on your phone so that no one can read or here the phone. Nice huh!! Just what we need.

Then there are all of these disorders where meds are needed to keep Da Love calm and normal.

Oh and let’s not forget the ones that carry their past around with them like it was yesterday and still live in it.

Or the EX wife or hubby that wont go away.  Oh Mother of GOD….STOP THE INSANITY.

How can you find the magic again or reignite the flame when you got cheaters App, Med’s, Depression, living in the past and magical thinking going on.

I’ll tell ya how! IT’S WORK!

OK, so ya start of positive. Like WOW we are gonna work on this. Its’ all Good!

You tell everyone you know, Yeah it’s cool. We are on the right track.

Until some time passes and you realize you are the only one doin the WORK. !! W T F !!!

So I’m thinking! What ya really need to do is have a heart to heart with you first. Then get da Mook you love and lay out the situation. Don’t we all work hard enough, do we really need to have to work at LOVE?

I thought is was suppose to come naturally. But I guess that’s even changes with the times.

Take a deep breath, think positive and go for it.

What you may lose may just be what you need.

Opt out of da work deal and take da package deal..

NYC BS ! Save the Village Scandal

Ok This Italian Chick is pissed  !!!

One of my FAV stores in the East Village called the VILLAGE SCANDAL i being threatened by eviction!

I was in the store last week and was advised of all this nonsense ~~~

This shop has been a staple in the community for many years and the owner Wendy is a lovely woman.

Wendy the owner has been in a battle of corruption and deceit with A.J. Clarke, the property management company. Apparently she has been paying them (has canceled check to prove it) and they have not been disseminating the funds to the Landlord. They are tying to evict her !!

Hummmmmm, I smell a RAT here!!

What it is with all this corruption? All they talk abut is helping small businesses survive and here is a clear example of the BS that goes one. All for the greed of Da Slum Lords and the Property Managers ( Da Loan Sharks)

Please sign this petition to help her and all small business and stop the NYC corruption and slum Lords.

Petition by iPetitions

THE FOUR SEASONS

The Four Seasons

Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree won’t mean a thing if you’re not here with me?

What is it about the holidays that heightens the word relationship or lack their of. It seems that during the holidays the strangest emotions start to creep up.

You were fine in September?

Is it do to the change of seasons? Does this only happen to people that are single? Is Hallmark part of a conspiracy who’s intent is to take you on a visuraul roller costar of emotions while watching heart wrenching commercials that make Frank Capra seem mild. Jeez

So now, after seeing the commercials and reading the cards you find out at time of purchase you get a free kissing bear!! Oh Please..

It’s enough to tear your heart out, along with the fact that it feels somewhat like mulit-level marketing. So the medley continues.

“ I’ll have a blue Christmas without you”!

You find yourself reminiscing about other relationships of days gone by. Before you know it you’re in a cozy chair with a snifter of brandy and you’re on the Jacob Marley tour.

Your mind takes you through every bad relationship you ever had and what’s worse is that you actually start missing them!

Oh my God! It must be something in the eggnog or perhaps the mistletoe works like catnip in reverse.

It actually starts in the fall around pumpkin season. All of a sudden you feel this despair about not being in the patch. Then you have this insatiable urge for cider. Oh lord, and let’s not forget the raging fireplace. As the wind whistles you hear the voices of all your Ex.’s.

The scary part is that you know you cannot escape Christmas and the ever-dreadful New Year’s Eve.

But you awaken in the New Year and realize that God has some sense of humor. So you feel better, you did it! You got through to another year with a smidgen of hope left in your heart and then before you know it, spring is in the air. OK so you weathered the storm so to speak and now you have to deal with blue skies and sultry warm nights and then you have this desire to walk in the park and smell the flowers and look at sunsets and hear the ocean.

The sad part is that everyone you meet does not fit the criteria. You have also realized that apparently you learned some lessons in the dead of winter cause settling is no longer an option. But yet you continue to do the dance and remain optimistic and proactive.

Yes optimistic and proactive is now called dating!

It’s like going on an interview.

Q- What do you do for a living?

A- Well, I’m in banking.

Q- Do you like it?

A- Hummm, I suppose. Yes I like puppies and sunsets and long walks on the beach.

Oh Lord….And so it goes….

It’s the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, and oh yea by the way I have dated them all as well..

So you grow tired and throw yourself into your work and optimistic and proactive becomes sparatic. The sad part is that you have done all this work on yourself and there’s no one home to see it.

But then when I least expected it God sent me an amazing person, a muse. Ok a muse with an attitude, fiery, feisty but nonetheless the most remarkable person I have ever met.

They say Love comes from the most unexpected places and I certainly did not expect this! I have meet people that have said they were ready, willing and able and then only to find that they were truly unavailable, unwilling and not capable.

So I am happy to say that I am so looking forward to the pumpkin patch and the cider and the raging fireplace. The Christmas tree, the lights and the strike of midnight on New Years Eve. The sunsets, the beach and cold winter nights.

Is it scary, yeah! Am I scared, most certainly!

I am no longer trying to fit a square peg into a round whole. I found what could be the greatest love of my life.

They say you only have one of them or at least that’s what Sonny said in a Bronx Tale. So when God sends you a gift I’m thinkin you shouldn’t ignore it. I know he has a sense of humor but I don’t want to push it. The last thing I wanna do is piss off God!!

Cider anyone…