Showing posts with label mob wives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mob wives. Show all posts

Monday, March 5, 2012

DA MOB WIVES REVIEW ~ BY BOOM BOOM


Yo Peeps

So last night I watched Mob Wives - all I can say is I lost an hour of my life I will neva get back.! Mother of God !! WTF.
The only time its worth watchin is when there is a fight.
I did love Carla and Karen golfing .. R U kiddin me..All I wanted to see was Karen walk to the next green.
And Carla u disappointed me. You were the only one that did not fuck up any words, But last night ya said - dit-int? You meant didn't That's like sayin- jaeat! ya know did ya eat !!
Renee Wtf is wrong with you, Jr , Jr, Jr! U say everything in 3's, I wanna go home, Jr. You need freakin meds! AND THEN YOU WERE SLURRING? Are you snorting Ajax?
Then the 2 parties on the same night. Pleaseeeeeeeeee you Mooks. I gotta leave and go to Ramona "dat Rat's" party! WTF - this aint Christmas Eve dinna.
And Karen da nurse, Minchia !!! KAREN -- DONT WEAR WHITE. PLEASEEEEEEEEE

So next week another fight!! VH1 are u hard up? There is nothing fgoin on here but hole diggin.
So here be my plan - If I have to continue to watch this shit every week I am gona stab myself wit a fork.
Soooooo - I am only gona review when there is a fight !!
I AM GONNA ROLL ALL THE REALITY SHIT INTO ONE VIDEO.
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, DANCING WIT DA MOOKS AND THIS MOB WIFE CRAP.!!
Come on kids, think about it! All we are doing is making them money. They have make up lines, clothing lines, books and more. Once they are done suckin us dry they are outta here wit da cash and we are da Mooks.
If you really want to see some shit go down come to my house for Christmas Eve - ohhhfahhh.
So dont get pulled in to this shit! Read a book or Bang your husband ~
Cuz we all know dat dis got nothin to do wit bein ITALIAN !!!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

To be or not to be ~ reality !

TO BE OR NOT TO BE -REALITY


I looked up the definition of REALITY and here it is:

re·al·i·ty
1. The quality or state of being actual or true.
2. One, such as a person, an entity, or an event, that is actual:
3. The totality of all things possessing actuality, existence, or essence.
4. That which exists objectively and in fact:

Relating to or being a genre of television or film in which a storyline is created by editing footage of people interacting or competing with one another in unscripted, unrehearsed situations.

Bull shit !!~!~ There is no reality in reality TV. The Producers set the theme! They look for HYPE – SCANDEL and any other nonsense that will draw us in or create Hoopla so more will watch.

Which brings me to MTV’s reality show called: JERSEY SHORE!
O M G – Now this is a train wreck with High Hair and lots O gel.

The Italian American Organizations are so pissed off.
I am 1st generation Italian and I am an Entertainer. As you know I am the producer & headliner of THE ITALIAN CHICKS, an all female comedy/variety show. There is a way to do and say things whereby you can still maintain some integrity. MINGA!!! ☺


So I did watch the show the other night? I could not make it thru the entire episode as I thought I was gonna stick a fork in my eye!! Jeezzzzzzz…..Then I watch it again this week – whose doin who, whose tan is better, whose hair is higher, who got drunk, whose getting some. But hey, I disliked Real World and I dont know if anyone was Italian on that?

I don’t now who these kids think they are emulating because the talent is elusive and the muscles and hair product and fake boobs and De-da gurls are all a mess…
But cha know what? I got news for ya – even Polish kids act like that!!!!
If you think this show is bad! This makes Growing up Gotti look like Masterpiece Theatre..
But really now, who else are these Mooks gonna emulate?
We have amazing Italian American writers and directors, like Martin Martin Scorsese and Mario Puzio. They created classics like The Godfather, Goodfella’s, Casino. Movies that folks watch over and over again.
We also have Michelangelo and Pavoratti! But ya think these kids are gona emulate those guys? NO!
I can understand the slight that certain Organizations are feeling but enough – Basta!!!
Show the movie with Charlton Heston portraying Michelangelo and see if da kids down the shore wanna dress like him?
Or maybe they wanna dress up like Pavoratti? I think not!

If ya think the show is ridicules – Hey don’t watch it!!
Come on now this has all become our reality?
We got Da NJ Housewives! Beverly Hills Housewives and many otha state’s Housewives.
Mob Wives!
I really hope you all don’t think this shit is real?
They all hang out with each other and eat meatballs and shit while da money is being direct deposited. Cha- Ching !! But really now does Caroline Manzo really need more money?


I received an email from NIAF – National Italian American Foundation and the subject read –
Italian Americans are Under Attack!

WHAT!!! W H A T ~ ~ Are you kidding me? Look, I think all these Italian American Organizations do some wonderful fundraising and great things for community. I can understand that they are dismayed at the stereotypical references but did you ever hear of a little thing called a SATIRE?
I mean really now, not all of us were born with a silver spoon in our mouths and only a few of us have placed the stick so far up, ya know!
My Father was born in Reggio, Calabria and he was not a Gansta!

But at some point we have to realize the difference between fact and fiction. We have to know that a movie also exaggerates the point for dramatic and artistic purposes.
Tony Soprano was NOT REAL!
So what is real! Yes we do have organized crime –FACT!!
We do have crime Bosses – FACT!
Most of these folks are Italian – FACT!

Did you ever walk down any street in NY and not see these kinds of characters?
Yes you have! Some of them are not even Italian, they are NEW YAWKERS !!!!
Or what they call Italophiles.
What is an Italophile you ask? Someone whom is not Italian but loves the culture or a wanna be.

Look it would be lovely if the world emulated all the amazing Italians that gave us concerto’s ,song , art, sculpture and there are some very talented folks out there doing just that. So BUY their work, will ya.
But with all due respect, I think you all should lie back on these biting attempts to quell everything. Here is what Italian American Assocation’s are doing:
• ASKING ALL SPONSORS TO PULL THERE PROMO’S
• ASKING FOR BOYCOTTS
• ASKING FOR CANELATIONS

HUMMMMMMM, sure sounds like a threat to me? Be careful, the zepolie does not fall far from the pot!! Before you know it you will be sounding like all the shows you hate.

And the last thing you want is to get that Al Sharpton reputation?

So as the saying goes, “why cant we all just get along”!

Do I hate the Jersey Shore show, YES!
Why?
Not because they make Italian’s look like Mook’s but because the show SUCKS!! Simple !

Did I hate the Soprano’s, NO? Because it was a fiction based drama!

Now, the reality show - ( Kate plus 8 ) if she was Italian would that be an issues too? Because I hated that show…

Così siamo tutti parte di una famiglia. Alcuni sono buoni, altri sono cattivi e alcuni sono pazzi!
Dobbiamo sostenere tutti gli americani decente italiana.
La criminalità organizzata è stato qui per sempre non possiamo fermare o cambiare, è come il governo.
Vivi e lascia vivere e and Viva Italia!

Translation: So we all belong to a family. Some are good some are bad and some are crazy!
We should support all decent Italian Americans.
Organized crime has been here forever we can’t stop it or change it, it's like the Government.
Live and let live and Viva Italia.

Now go home and get your Shine Box !!!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Boom Boom review's last week's Mob Wives show



Ya love um, ya hate um. Make's no matter as they are here.
So check it out ~ more to come..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFUXJbHRfyI