DUCT TAPE & DAD

When I was a kid my Dad would duct tape light switches. Then use da marker for booze and wine bottles.

I used to get so annoyed like - what am I a Mook. If ya tell me once I wont touch the damn switch.

As for da booze I had my own system.. I would erase his lines and then draw my own..

So last week one side of my living room lights went out? huh..

Looked at the fuse box and all was cool. So I put a ticket in for maintenance.

I new guy comes. Italian nice and helpful .

He says did u touch the light switch over there? 

I was like - no Daddy !!!!! jeez,,,

Well he asks me to turn it up and BOOM da light came back on...I felt like a Mook...

Was it me? Did I hit that switch in error?  So out came the duct tape!!!  Over the switch it went.

After I did it, I was like - eeeeewwwwwwwwww...

Then I called cable cuz when I turn the TV off in the bedroom all the shit shuts down. The cable box and all..

So I get the night help!!  Minchia.. This little girl is making me hold this and that and then asks me to do the same thing all over again..!!  Gurrrrrrrrr.

Finally I said look I got it!!!  The TV is off and the box is on. THAT IS WHAT I WANTED..!!

OHHH, OK . So Miss Maisano was I able to help you today?

I lied -- I said YES!!!!  Mother of God!!!

So I hang up, go get duct tape and put it on the remote over the system button....

I walked into the living room looked at my Dad's photo and said Thanks Pop. Now I have all your shit.

Now if I pick up some broad and by her a cannoli I'm gonna be in real trouble  !!!!