THE MOVEMENT

THE MOVEMENT

We have all this support for the Tea Party Movement – The Coffee Party Movement – and so on...

However we have all missed DA big one - THE BOWEL MOVEMENT...

Where are the fundraisers – the awareness – the government subsidies?

Look regardless if you talk about it or not we all know it exists.

We also know if it don’t happen how messed up your day is!

The Bowel Movement is so tied into our day to day. During my research I have discovered something.

Apparently the Bowel Movement is temperamental, meaning if you throw it off schedule you are finished.

It rebels! If you find yourself in a time crunch you’re Bowel will indeed start playing its games.

Case study:

You are up early but have to be somewhere at a certain time. You have the coffee, as the Bowel Movement loves that and the oatmeal. On an unhurried day all is fine but on this day you now start feeling the revolt. The Bowel pretends that it’s ready. You have all the signs! Yet when you attempt to help it your Bowel says – nope, no way, Nada..

 False alarm. Hummmmmmmm..

So you play the game go about your business getting ready thinking you can out wit it. Still looking at the clock.

Then you get another sign it could happen. You run to the throne, get in the stance and you feel like you are passing a tree!!  Only to find out it was one rock. Yes you heard me – a rock.

This happens to the best of us. But where are the support groups?

I can see it now, a church basement with coffee and prunes. People coming with their faces in pain.  New members stand up and say: my name is Sal it’s been 3 rocks since the last Movement~

Timing is key here, as Da Bowel does not like its schedule rearranged. So if you are having this issue.

Take your time! Screw it, call your boss and say look I got rocks I am gonna be late. As a matter of fact I have to start work at 9 because these hours are killin me...Tell him you are part of the Movement.

So be kind to da Movement and it will respect and work with you..

That’s where Rock, Scissor, Paper came from..

Tomorrow I am sleepin in...